#Snowspeeder airshot movie#
#3: The Wicker Man - Okay, I have talked about this movie a lot, so, I will try to talk about this as quickly as I can. And when u add the terrible acting and the god awful effects, this easily makes one of Stephen King’s worst films And now we have a truck with a badly made Green Goblin face on the front. First we had a bunch of balloons in IT, than we had an army of Flying spaghetti Monsters in Langoliers. I mean, seriously, who would ever think that an ATM calling Stephen King an asshole is scary. However, this would in fact become the worst movie based on a Stephen King book. This was a film directed door Stephen King, saying he wanted a true King experience. #4: Maximum Overdrive - u know, there is a reason why Stephen King isn’t allowed to be a director of films based on his own books. I mean… Pazuzu? Really? Was that honestly the best name they could come up with? Seriously, Chu-Chu’s have better names than that Also, did they really need to give the devil inside the girl the most pathetic name ever. It’s disturbing, sure, but after a while, it just looks like I’m watching a documentary on them. Seriously, this movie just keeps shoving bugs in my face. #5: Exorcist 2: The Heretic - After the brilliance of the first movie, I was hoping the sequel would b- Okay, seriously, I really shouldn’t lie. If u make the villain seem like the hero when he goes around killing these idiots who put themselves in meer danger than the killer is. If u can’t have me care for the victims survival, than there is no reason for anyone to enjoy this movie. Everyone in the film is an idiot, and, once again, I care for none of their survival. That would be the movie, I Know What u Did Last Summer, of a better titel would be, Stupid and Repetitive Shit. #6: I Still Know What u Did Last Summer - Now, since u all would think that the Scream movie would make this list, I thought “Nah, I’ll go with the volgende worst thing”. At least Chucky tired to have SOME dignity. Also, if u thought this alone was stupid, how about the fact that the Leprechaun chases after his victim while he rides around on a fucking tricycle… I am not even kidding. Did the creators have some irrational fear of small people of some shit. This thing goes around and tries to find his pot of gold- Oh Sweet Jesus. Someone actually thought that the scariest thing to put in a horror movie is a fucking leprechaun. I mean, seriously, we have had hundreds of killer dolls that were actually scary, and now we make it to… this? Well, at least he isn’t the most pathetic thing in a slasher film. That was when he became a smart mouthed douche bag. It did have a lot of potential… Until Chucky started talking. I mean, seriously, it could have been scary. I mean, it’s a doll that goes around and kills people… Where is the horror in that. #8: Child’s Play - Lets face it, these films aren’t scary… Like, at all.
How do u go from a camp in the woods to FUCKING SPACE!? Seriously, there has to have been someone who said, “Don’t u think this idea is, I don’t know, fucking stupid”? But, did they really need to put Jason in space. Again, all of the characters are just so bland and boring that I actually want them to die. I don’t know how much cocaine they had up their nose when they made this idea, but, I don’t think that anyone alive said, “You know, Jason Voorhees was okay… but u know what would make him better? PUTTING HIM IN SPACE!” Seriously, I can not even get over this. #9: Jason X - Yep, even Jason was fucked over door the greedy bastards known as Hollywood.
#Snowspeeder airshot serial#
Well, at least he was the only movie serial killer to have one bad mo- Oh right Also, his personality went from being a sadistic madman who has fun with his job, to just being a boring-as-paste serial killer. Freddy always looked scary in the original, but in this one, he looks like fucking Voldemort. Sadly, I just wanted everyone to die, because even Freddy was ruined door this movie. First off, all of the characters were a bunch of stereotypical teenage morons, and, u know your movie is bad when you're rooting for the bad guy and actually WANT him to kill everyone. The 2010 version was just- ugh- a fucking mess. Nightmare on Elm straat was scary… the 1984 version anyway. #10: Nightmare on Elm straat - Now, before u all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list First off, only films that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, of Monster a Go-Go. In other words, these are the worst horror films I have ever seen.
Then there are the films that aren’t even close to being scary. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies.
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